Sunday, June 29, 2008 You know who i hate in today's Hannah-Montana, Zac Efron, HSM, Vanessa Hudgens infested age?
THE JONAS BROTHERS.
BE ANGRY/LAUGH/RIDICULE AT THEIR SINGING.
THEY.CANNOT.SING.FOR.NUTS. not even HOLD A TUNE. They really should stop attempting to harmonise. not working hello. they go out of tune throughout the whole song, who can beat that i mean seriously, okay maybe joakim and paul twohill. but still, the brothers are alot more popular than them which makes even lesser sense unless of course duh, its because they are cute. i mean what else could possibly be the reason for their success?
i mean really, when they sing 'when you look me in the eye' they act emo all know, one brother plays the acoustic guitar (which he doesnt play WITH the song. i wonder.) another plays the piano in which HALF THE TIME HE ISNT PLAYING AT ALL. you get my point. and the last brother sings terribly, and hes the best singer. and then the brother who 'plays' the piano kinda just decides to be extra and songs to, adding RnB riffs to it which sucks because its all out of tune, then all the brothers decide to walk together towards their female fans who adore them just because they are cute (and the sad part is they know that, they kept going 'WHERE ARE ALL THE GIRLS/LADIES IN THE HOUSEEEEE?? LET ME HEAR YAAAAAAA.." or "THIS FOR THE LADIES IN THE HOUSEEEEEE..." )and the best part is, the piano is still playing even though the brother is away from the piano, wow. i dont even think the guitar is plugged in. I conclude that the root of the Jonas Brothers Problem is: oh right, cos they cant sing. and whats with the nasal voice!? its annoying. Especially annoying when they try to do all the vocal acrobatics.
How do people like them be so popular and earning loads from it? its cos they are cute! according to the americans, cos personally amanda and myself concluded only the longer hair brother is cute. anyway it's sad that music has been reduced to this stage that you just have to be cute, just cute, you dont even have to be talented or,as ridiculous as it sounds, hold a tune for that matter, to be successful. it is really sad. how can they ever be proud of themselves? that their looks are the reasons whay they are successful.
We need more Damien Rice-s, John Mayer-s(but less of a player,) and Jack Johnson-s(on top of that he is an environmentalist!)!!!
I sound really bitchy i know, cant help it cos i got so mad watching the Hannah Montana concert on Disney Channel and they were the guest performers (they ride on her fame on top of not being able to sing! terrible.) and the only reason why i continued watching was so i could laugh at them.